The witch that took up residence on our front porch gave one last cackle and stirred her cauldron for the last time.
A glow-in-the-dark skeleton hanging from the eaves lost its luster and retired for the night.
Our Jack-o-lanterns’ happy faces turned sleepy once the porch lights turned off.
The children returned from trick-or-treating, somewhat fatigued, but energized at the prospect of sampling delicious treats. They sat on the floor, scattered their acquisition, and marveled at the mountain of candy before them.
Indeed, they made out like bandits; and I was the self-appointed sherriff. It was my duty to confiscate the goods for further inspection.
That's when temptation reared its pesky head. While they were occupied with the bedtime routine, I snickered at the thought of having my fourth miniature Snickers. Next, a bite-size Almond Joy brought so much joy to my taste buds that I just had to have another. Still next, the satisfying taste of a Baby Ruth was like sliding to home “palate” for the winning score. And how could I resist the package that bears my initials – M&M. Finally, I was undecided betwixt two types of chocolate, but eventually decided to have a bite-size Twix for good measure. It was a calorie-laden night for sure!
For the record, I am strictly a non-drinker and have never experienced a hangover -- except, perhaps, a chocolate hangover. :-)
1 comment:
I never did drugs, I never acquired the taste for wine, and do not drink not even on New Year's Eve, but I am a Chocoholic! my mouth watered at the photo of the mesmerizing collage of assorted chocolates!!! I immensely enjoyed reading your essay. Sneaky mom! The Sheriff sure knows where to hide all the candy...You can afford the extra pounds, cousin!!!
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